Well, then. . .

From pbray, the "I Write Like. . ." analysis tool

Using the first chapter of Carousel Tides:

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

And the first chapter of Mouse and Dragon reaps this:

I write like
James Joyce

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Who do you write like?