Nice is as nice does... Whatever that means.

I prefer to think of it as impatience. I've finally gotten old enough to know things, and I'm impatient with the idiots who think I'm a kindly but brain-empty soul. I just don't have time for that nonsense.

Wish I could help with the hairdresser. I've got a great one, but she's in California. Doesn't help you a bit. I like the barber suggestion, though. Real possibilities there, except - are there still barbers around? I mean, do men even go to barbers anymore, or does everyone just go to Supercuts?