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One of my former bosses had a cartoon tacked over his desk. In it, a manager type is looking in horror at the devastation wreaked by a sledgehammer-wielding subordinate, and crying out, "Oh, no! You did exactly what I told you to do!"

Are you a dog person, or a cat person?

Interesting article here (thanks to kinzel for the pointer) -- and a Whole New field of scientific study, anthrozoology.

So, which are you -- cat person or dog person?

I may be out of spoons. . .

. . .but I am not out of knives.

That is all.