My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends

The Chaos conditions here at the Confusion Factory remain unfortunately high.  On the more-or-less positive side of the scale, the replacement for the ded phone arrived yesterday, has survived the night, and successfully found its sim card this morning.

So, fingers crossed.

Also on the plus side?  Alliance of Equals has, as of This Moment, a cool 180 reader reviews on Amazon.  That's only 20 reviews short of the 200-review goal!  Thank you, thank you!

Today, because mindless tasks are soothing in their way, I'm going to be getting all the ebook tasks that are on my plate Off of my plate and onto someone else's.

I'm also going to continue trying to bring the new phone nearer to the Look and Feel of the old phone.  One of the things that's giving me the hardest time is that my old phone -- as does the replacement phone, of course -- takes voice commands.  All you have to do is name the voice and give it a wake-up phrase.  The former phone's resident spirit was named Hasan, who is now, of course, ded.  So I'm having to cast about for a new name and phrase.  This shouldn't be difficult, but I have Grave Reservations about the probable lifetime of the replacement phone, and I don't want to be responsible for the death of another genius loci.

Well.  It doesn't have to be decided today.  Today is ebooks, and I'd better get to it.

Y'all have a good day, wherever you are.

Today's blog title brought to you by Janis Joplin, "Mercedes Benz."  Here's your link.

Here, have a picture of the coon cats, making the bed.