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rolanni ([personal profile] rolanni) wrote2009-09-10 08:24 am
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The author as moving target

So, here I am, driving to the day-job by the usual route and only slightly late. They're working on the bridge over -- is it the Messalonskee there? Whatever. Anyhow, Big Honking Orange Work Truck in my lane at the end of the bridge, attending workmen with shovels. In the other lane, a flagman, with the STOP side of his sign pointing at me. I stop. He sets free the cars waiting to make the turn off of River Road. There are no cars coming down Mayflower Hill. The last car passes, the flagman turns his sign to SLOW, and waves at me to get on with it.

Which I do.

I'm half-way across the bridge in the left lane when I see the white car coming down Mayflower Hill at an approximate speed of Warp Nine. I keep going, thinking the driver will see the frantically gesturing flagman and screech to a stop.

Except the car -- fancy white car -- maybe a brand new Altima? driven by a grey-haired man with a strong nose and a pampered beard, wearing a long-sleeved white shirt and a blue tie. How did I get such a good look at him?

BECAUSE HE NEVER STOPPED!

He never even slowed down

I stopped, flicked on the high-beams, leaned on the horn and prepared to meet my Goddess.

At about six inches out from my front bumper, he swerved into the right lane AND KEPT ON GOING up Gilman Street.

May I just say, it's a school day? And that many high school children walk down Gilman Street on their way to Waterville High? Not to mention, yanno, random secretaries who are only slightly late for work trying to survive the trip into the day-job?

Jayzeus Angelica Mondieu. I hope to God you got to wherever you were going without killing anybody, fella. And I hope your car melts into a puddle of useless gum before you can drive it again.

[identity profile] jhetley.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeep!

We may hope that one or the other of the flaggers got a license plate number. They, like school bus drivers, are taught to do that.

[identity profile] katmoonshaker.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Those are the kind of people I pray get into a one-car accident that doesn't injure anyone else's property. ::face:palm:: Bless his little heart.

[identity profile] jelazakazone.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I was a puddle of gum by the end of your story! Glad you escaped unscathed (physically,at least).

[identity profile] malkingrey.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's under circumstances like those that ER nurses are wont to mutter, under their breaths, "See you later."

(All except for one local ER nurse, who actually did, one time . . . well, the passenger, anyhow, since the driver never even made it to to the ER. Rattled her a fair amount, it did, even though she never told the driver to get both drunk and stoned and then try driving a new Corvette at well upwards of 100mph down Route 3 north of Clarkesville.)
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[identity profile] muehe.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor guy was probably on his cell phone, probably had an important conference call. These construction people really need to be more considerate of the average guy just trying to do his job.

Actually that is a pet peeve of mine – I hate it when people talk on the phone and drive. If I see someone do something stupid, I assume the fool is on the phone.

But do not take that to mean I am for any law restricting the use of cell phones.

[identity profile] silverdragonma.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, do not drag people on cell phones in when she did not mention it being the case. It was just an inconsiderate jerk who will someday be the cause of even more heartache the way he is going. I am so glad you are still around to write those words and the many left waiting to get out of your fertile brain. (hugs)
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Driving While Impaired

[identity profile] trolleypup.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
It is unlikely to be JUST an inconsiderate jerk...I'd bet big money that something was happening in that car that cause him to drive with only a tiny percentage of his attention.

We don't know it was a cell phone.

It could be any number of things...well...maybe a handful of things that would distract him for that long, and that consistently.

Driving while impaired or distracted is unsafe, regardless of why.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-10 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
SOME PEOPLE! So glad that you'll still be with us to celebrate your natal day tomorrow. Happy Happy!

[identity profile] bobbie-monster.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
SOME PEOPLE! So glad that you'll still be with us to celebrate your natal day tomorrow. Happy Happy!

[identity profile] torrilin.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the useless gum sounds like an excellent idea. How much sulfuric acid do you want?

(glad you made it out of that alive!)

May he come back in the next life as a cockroach...

(Anonymous) 2009-09-10 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What I tend to say in such situations, once I stop shaking.

Glad you're alive and unhurt
Lauretta@ConstellationBooks

[identity profile] aitchellsee.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
See, we knew you were a cat person, but it's good to know that you have nine lives, too. So glad you're still here!
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[identity profile] anghara.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is it that a certain class of idiot driver assumes that the rules of the road don't apply once they get behind the wheel of a car?...

People who drive like Hell will only end up getting there faster...

[identity profile] aitchellsee.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes - that reminds me of the James Thurber short - it was either from Fables~ or Further Fables For Our Time, about a pair of reckless drivers, and the punchline ran: "Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going."
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[personal profile] elbales 2009-09-10 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeebus. So glad you weren't hurt. I, too, hope his car melts into goo.

[identity profile] scaleslea.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
This year, for your birthday, you get a supreme appreciation of the fact that you're still alive. Just got delivered a day early.

Hopefully they won't try to re-deliver.

Doc

Congrats on living to see another birthday!

[identity profile] redpimpernel.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy crap! After close calls on the road, we oft times come home with the remark, "I didn't die today." Glad you didn't die today either!

To chime in on the cell phone thing, a recent study (http://www.ingentaconnect.com/content/hfes/hf/2009/00000051/00000003/art00001) shows that talking on a cell phone (even hands free conversations) is equivalent to an 0.08 or higher blood alcohol level. Texting and doing other "activities" impair driving even more. In the same manor where they started calling them car crashes instead of accidents, to increase awareness, we now point out "drunk drivers" that we see on their cell phones; especially when my niece or nephew are in my car with me.

Of course, being an idiot driver can trump all of the above.
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[identity profile] trolleypup.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Driving While Impaired.

Whatever the impairment is. Cellphones are particularly bad, but anything that distracts/impairs you from safe operation of your vehicle is bad too.

The scariest of my near misses and the worst of my actual collisions were caused by the actions of the other parties who were each on cell phones. All the drunk driver incidents were non-injury or hit and run property damage only...mostly late at night running into the bus type of things. No other distractions caused significant accidents.

In my time as a professional driver, one of the most unpredictable hazards was drivers and pedestrians on cellphones. Most other distractions are momentary, where cell phone calls can go on for many minutes...entirely divorcing the person from any connection to the real world around them.

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(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I just wish folks would look at driving the same way a friend of my mothers did.He told me "Getting in behind the wheel of a car is like picking up a gun. Be careful where you aim it as someone is sure to get hurt if you don't" I take that attitude every day. In the 4 decades since I heard that I have seen many strange things. The most scary was seeing a guy drive down the interstate at 60 plus miles an hour with a book propped up on the steering wheel.