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rolanni ([personal profile] rolanni) wrote2012-08-13 08:27 pm

At the corner of KMD & Cool, and other stories from Maine

So, this morning I had some t-shirts to mail and some groceries to pick up. The business at the post office was uneventful, but as I was driving cross-town, I needed to stop at a red light on Kennedy Memorial Drive (locally KMD).  I was in the left lane, since I was going to be turning in at the shopping center half a block up the hill.

Except, while I was sitting there, patiently waiting for the light to go green, Binjali the Subaru gave a. . .shudder. . .

. . .and turned itself off.

Nor could I turn it back on.

Now, KMD at Cool is probably The Busiest Intersection in the Greater Waterville Megaplex.  There were lots of cars behind me, and more coming up the road.

I hit the hazard lights, grabbed my cell, got out of the car, waved people around and simultaneously called AAA.  After I explained what had happened, the customer service person asked me to please move the car over to the side of the road.  I told her that the car had stopped running and wouldn't start again, or else we wouldn't be having this conversation.  She said the tow truck would arrive in 50 minutes. I asked her to put a rush on it, and the arrival time went down to 25 minutes.  I told her I'd wait.

Followed the most frightening 15 minutes of my life.  People drive up KMD like it's a speedway, anyhow, but it's Utterly Amazing how many of them will drive up on a car that is sitting absolutely still at, like, 60 miles an hour until, at the Very Last Possible Second, they slam on their brakes.

Or -- even scarier -- whip the car into the right hand lane, without even looking to see is there a freaking tractor trailer already in the space they mean to occupy.

I honestly thought I was going to see dozens die in a multi-vehicle wreck.

I also honestly thought that, given the nature of the intersection, I would shortly be seeing a cop, who could help me with traffic -- or actually, who could DO the traffic, because nobody was paying attention to me.

No cop ever materialized.  The Goddess did, however, send me Tom, a volunteer fireman from Vassalboro, who swung his truck in behind mine at an angle, got out and said, "I'll just stay here with you 'til your tow comes, if that's all right?"

I allowed as how it was all right.

For some reason, people who couldn't see the little green Subaru had No Trouble At All seeing the Big Black Truck.

Just about the time Tom pulled in behind me, an SUV pulled up beside and the tatooed, pierced and henna'd woman behind the wheel asked if I had a flat.  I told her that I thought the battery'd quit.

"We can give 'er a hot shot," the fellow I assumed was her  boyfriend/ husband said from the passenger's seat.  "Get 'er off to the side of the road, 'fore you get killed."

They pulled in ahead of me, and produced a portable battery with cables.  Tom and the boyfriend got the hood up, and the driver valiantly tried to make a connection with the badly corroded terminals.

No go.

I thanked them, they wished me luck, and drove off.  Tom and I chatted until the tow truck arrived, cranked Binjali onto the bed and off we went to Harry Smith's.

There, the mechanic said, "Well, let's see if we can find out what the problem is."

I offered my opinion that the problem was probably the battery, which was wicked corroded.

He kind of nodded, not really listening, brought the hood up, and stood for a longish minute, looking down.

"Well," he said, "that's kinda your definition of wicked corroded, right there."

I explained that I'd been waiting to get a new battery until I got paid, and he nodded again.

"Looks like it's payday then, don't it?"

Guess so.

So, bottom line -- new battery, new alternator, four hunnert bucks on the credit card, and everything's good to go.

Steve arrived while the new battery was still charging, and we did the grocery shopping, then came home in time to meet with the plumber and work out with him what needed to be done to various feed lines and plumbing.  One of the revelations being that Waterville Custom Kitchens could probably "do us" a  vanity and new countertop for the space we have, which is, of course, a non-standard size.

So! After the plumber left us, Steve and I went back to Waterville, consulted with Tim at WCK and got that set up.  The bad news there is that it will take about 10 days to get the vanity built.

Across town we went, to the plumber's facility, where we picked out a faucet set and a new toilet, and confirmed that yes, the crew could and would pick up the vanity from WCK when it was done and bring it out to our house with them.

That done, we picked up my car from Mr. Smith, and came home.

I am now Officially Exhausted, the day is shot, and I would like the bathroom to repair itself, please.

Yeah, that's gonna happen.

*deep breath*

In other news, the auction for the notes from which Mouse and Dragon sprang is on for a scant two days and twenty-one hours.  Current bid is $157.50 for these priceless pieces of paper.  If you ever wondered what goes on inside a writer's head when she's in the midst of creation, this is your chance to find out!  Here's that link again.

Also!  All of the "extra" Carousel Tides t-shirts have found homes.  Thank you all!

[identity profile] attilathepbnun.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oyyyy, such a day you've had ....*offers soothing tea and shortbread cookies*
lagilman: coffee or die (dandelion break)

[personal profile] lagilman 2012-08-14 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Maine, how I miss your accents.

Poor Binjali. Poor Authors.

[identity profile] jhetley.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
You can get the accents a lot cheaper than that, with added lobsters . . .

[identity profile] muirecan.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Ouch, may tomorrow be many times better.

[identity profile] jhetley.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I will say that your net Subaru result is cheaper than what I feared, given the description of symptoms. I had been suspecting a broken timing belt . . .

Be grateful for small favors?

Ouch, anyway.

drama

[identity profile] barbinbandon.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Waaay too much of it in the writers' lives lately. You *must* be due for a tranquil spot here sometime soon, doncha think?

Re: drama

[identity profile] star-horse3.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
What she said. Big time.
Lynda

[identity profile] bercilakslady.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yikes. I'm glad you are safe, and though it is costly, all is at the very least settled.

And I was aggrieved at my $535 bill for new glasses...

Disastrous day

[identity profile] sjalford.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
My deepest sympathies. That said, why weren't the battery terminals serviced every month or so? That's one of the first things my dad taught me to do on a car. Clean the terminals, check the water levels in the cells, check the oil and tires. Basic Stuff, as he put it. Even at 60, I still do it.

Greater Waterville Megaplex

[identity profile] catherine ives (from livejournal.com) 2012-08-14 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Imo Waterville has definatelygrown too large. Time to move someday to a smaller town perhaps. Very scary episode for sure. Great that Tom showed up to help you. Hope Binjali is feeling all better soon. Way too much going on for one day. Hope tomorrow will be better.

[identity profile] martianmooncrab.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
your day makes my hot sweaty day sister wrangling look like a freaking tea party with sparkly unicorns.

[identity profile] roseaponi.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
We just got done with alternator trouble too. :( you didn't have a toddler in the backseat, though, which is a plus! And it's wonderful how people pitch in and help out, too.

A note about people not seeing your car, though... I drive a Suburban, and I swear it's invisible sometimes. People in itty-bitty cars with no chance of winning a wreck pull out in front of me, or try to change lanes right into me, all the time.

[identity profile] cailleuch.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
True. It is why when I drove a small car it was eye popping glow in the dark green. It was an affront to anyone with an artistic bone in their body. If I stared at it long enough I got a head ache but it was visible.

[identity profile] kk1raven.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope today goes smoother for you. Having the car die in the middle of traffic is a really scary experience. I'm glad you came through the experience okay. This seems to be a bad month for cars. I just spend close to $500 on mine. At least it didn't stop moving when it developed problems. I had the alternator go bad several years ago. Luckily I could tell that something was going wrong and conveniently happened to be passing a highway rest stop where I could stop. Also conveniently the people working there knew of a mechanic who did roadside repairs and came out and fixed it on the spot. Then my roadside repair/towing insurance paid for the labor.

(Anonymous) 2012-08-14 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a similar experience at the light on Upper Main and Eustis Parkway a few years back. I think the worst part, after the fear of being crushed by inattentive idjits, is when they honk their horns and scream and make obsene gestures. Oh thank you Mr. Idjit. If you hadn't honked your horn then stuck your head out the window and screamed "Get out of the road" at me I would have gone through life thinking that intersection was a parking space.

Mel

[identity profile] bridget a wheeler-gehrling (from livejournal.com) 2012-08-14 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure know how to spice up a day, there Dee-ah.
Now, stay home and git ya some o that writin done, will ya? Hope things start to get bettah RSN. ayah

[identity profile] mardott.livejournal.com 2012-08-14 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
A day like that deserves two glasses of wine with dinner. With chocolate for dessert.

[identity profile] the wol (from livejournal.com) 2012-08-16 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you should slip into a glass (or 3) of wine and put your feet up. If you have a working bathtub, a nice long soak might be in order as well.

"extra" Carousel Tides tshirts

[identity profile] barbinbandon.livejournal.com 2012-08-17 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Wow! I got mine today ... in Oregon. That's efficient mail service, yessir it is.

Thank you.