Honest to Betsy...

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 01:20 pm
rolanni: (Marvin's not happy)
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Where is it written down that you -- yeah, you -- have the inalienable right to never be offended by anything, anywhere?

Also? Where did the notion that the whole world must be child-safe, and that "adult activities" are some kind of scary deviation. The last time I looked, the world wasn't being run by children -- No; allow me to rephrase: the world wasn't being run by innocents. My point, however, stands.

This mini-rant brought to you courtesy of the Mayor and City Council of Waterville, Maine, with a special nod to this guy

Re: Depends on what kind of sex toy.

Date: 2009-05-28 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apolias.livejournal.com
No, never. I live in Berkeley. We have Good Vibrations; I get the Vermont Country Store Catalogue. What is a Spenser's? It's begining to sound like a joke store. Do they stock fake vomit? Groucho glasses?

Re: Depends on what kind of sex toy.

Date: 2009-05-28 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rolanni.livejournal.com
It's begining to sound like a joke store. Do they stock fake vomit? Groucho glasses?

There you go. They're usually found in malls. Back in my childhood, during the Age of Paper, they had a catalog, featuring much of the same stuff that they carry in their stores -- penis-soap-on-a-rope and other high-class goods, along with the fart pillows mentioned elsewhere in this thread -- which were mailed into households where *gasp* innocent children might, and very often did, pick up the mail from the box.
Edited Date: 2009-05-28 06:55 pm (UTC)

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