Will the Real God Please Stand Up

[rolanni]

Sigh.

So, on CNN this morning, we find Pat Robertson asserting that he had talked with the President about the present war and advised him to prepare the American people for casualties. To which the President answered, "We're not going to have any casualties." Presumably the President had received this information from God, Who, he has reported elsewhere, speaks through him. Robertson, on the other hand, goes on to explain that God had told him that the war was going to be "A, a disaster and B, messy."

I wish God would get Their story straight, here. Is this too much to ask of an omnipotent being?

Comments

[malkingrey.livejournal.com]

I never thought I'd say this about Pat Robertson, but I think that in this case, at least, he's the one who's been listening more closely. Any omnipotent being who talks to G. W. Bush almost certainly has to do a lot of the celestial equivalent of tapping the microphone and asking, "Is this thing on?"

ROFLMAO

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

Can I quote you?

The Onion could use you right now...

After all, unless the country REALLY wakes up this November, George of Arc will be leading the "free" world for another four years.

(If suri is reading, please pardon the quotes, but I feel uneasy right now when I type that phrase...)

Re: ROFLMAO

[malkingrey.livejournal.com]

Can I quote you?

Feel free.