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[personal profile] rolanni
So, the day-job. Still out straight. I did get to make a rum-demon poster that I'm pretty pleased with, so that was good. Ended the day feeling better, physically, than I'd begun, which was also good, though I was not necessarily in charity with humans as a race. Came home swearing that I would rest and Be Sensible, and wound up finishing up the tax forms for the accountant.

...since I was in a bad mood, anyway.

This is a new accountant. She did not believe me, when I explained in our initial meeting about Writer's Incomes, the Uncertainty Thereof. Surely, said she, you know what you're going to be paid during the year. No, I answered; I know, sorta, what I'm owed -- if I have active contracts, or books that are to be delivered, or on-pubs that will go live -- and not counting royalties, which are always a crapshoot. When I'll be paid what I'm owed...is subject to a certain amount of Flexibility. Nonsense, she opined.

Why is it that no one believes that the people who actually live the life can't possibly be describing the particulars of that life accurately? Yes, it's an idiotic way to make a living; accept that we're idiots and move on, already.

In any case, this document here ought to be a real eye-opener for her.

Tomorrow, I have a mid-morning appointment 'way away from here. Hoping to make it back to the day-job by the afternoon, but nothing's writ in stone.

My long-term goal, insofar as I have one, and aside living through the remainder of the week, which ought to be manageable, is to write this weekend. *shows teeth and glares around the room* Everybody OK with that?

Date: 2010-02-04 12:25 am (UTC)
lagilman: coffee or die (Default)
From: [personal profile] lagilman
Oh dear. You're breaking in a book-trained accountant. Shall I put the drop-cloth down for the blood? For there will be much, I fear.

(the thought of going to someone who does not understand freelance income... terrifies me. Yes, I admit it, now you know what terrifies me. Bull sharks, and wet-behind-the-ear traditional accountants.)

This weekend, you will have plenty of time to writ. There's some sort of ritual bloodletting event on Sunday that should keep the rest of the world quiet...

Date: 2010-02-04 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rolanni.livejournal.com
If I could find someone up here who understood freelance income, I'd sign up with them in a heartbeat and send them chocolate, too.

Accountants up here are like doctors: there aren't many, the ones who are established aren't taking new clients, and the new ones...have to learn.

Date: 2010-02-04 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverdragonma.livejournal.com
Yes, very much so. I am happy when you write. It is even better when the new magic arrives at my house so I can read it.

Date: 2010-02-04 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mardott.livejournal.com
Yes ma'am. You may write. In fact, it would make me happy.

I'm always astonished when people just flat-out don't believe what you're telling them. That's a general you, by the way. I do know there are swindlers and crooks, and... well, liars out there. But how is it that you (specifically, you, or me too, in this case) are placed in that category?

Do we just look dishonest?

Date: 2010-02-04 01:08 am (UTC)
elbales: (Can of wup-ass)
From: [personal profile] elbales
I always have to fight back the urge to tear such idiots new orifices. "No, no, you're right. It's not true that I don't know how much I'm going to make this year. What I just told you? I made it up, for the sole purpose of annoying you. Next cretinous question?"

I will sacrifice to the appropriate deities that you be given plenty of non-headache-laden, uninterrupted time to write this weekend.
Edited Date: 2010-02-04 01:10 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-02-04 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malkingrey.livejournal.com
Surely, said she, you know what you're going to be paid during the year. No, I answered; I know, sorta, what I'm owed -- if I have active contracts, or books that are to be delivered, or on-pubs that will go live -- and not counting royalties, which are always a crapshoot. When I'll be paid what I'm owed...is subject to a certain amount of Flexibility. Nonsense, she opined.

This is why every application for student financial aid I've ever sent in has been accompanied by a letter explaining in detail just how oddly spaced and perennially uncertain a freelance writer's income actually is.

Date: 2010-02-04 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queenmaggie.livejournal.com
The poor thing... no imagination. She really is just totally bewildered by a life that doesn't parallel the lockstep from school to college to job that hers was lived. There are lots of people like that. Anything that isn;'t just like them is wrong. not-right. unimaginable.

Date: 2010-02-04 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cailleuch.livejournal.com
It is not just writers either. Never knowing my income is one of the reasons I stopped depending on free lance art work.

Date: 2010-02-04 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rolanni.livejournal.com
The freelance lifestyle is...challenging. Or do I mean exciting? But, y'know...the accountant is self-employed. You'd think that would give her a small clue.

...ponders...

It's possible that people are more afraid of their accountants than they are of their freelancers...

Date: 2010-02-04 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keristor.livejournal.com
"a rum-demon poster"

You're doing work for the Temperance movement? (I'm not old enough to remember the diatribes and songs about the "demon rum" directly, only through things passed down...)

Date: 2010-02-04 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rolanni.livejournal.com
You're doing work for the Temperance movement?

Not exactly. I work in a history department, and the rum-demon poster is for a guest lecture.

Date: 2010-02-04 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otaku-tetsuko.livejournal.com
If you get as much white stuff as they are predicting for us this weekend (up to 12 inches) it should be very...quiet...out in the world, other than the occasional snow plow......

Happy writing!!

Date: 2010-02-04 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinzel.livejournal.com
We ... are expecting sunny and cool, with light breezes. Through Wednesday. You have our weather.

Date: 2010-02-04 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otterb.livejournal.com
Expecting upwards of 12 inches here in the DC area, for the second time this winter. I recognize that we have your weather, and I would like to arrange to return it ASAP.

I hope it stops at 12 inches

Date: 2010-02-04 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I agree, take back your weather ASAP. The last update to the forecast I heard for here in Northern Virginia is talking a possible 21 inches. This would of course give me housebound time to re-read the whole of the Liaden stories, including chapbooks, but I might begin to believe I had been transported to Surebleak by the time I finished!

Anne in currently sunny NoVa

Date: 2010-02-04 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jane-barfly.livejournal.com
Oh. Dear.

In fact, the vagaries of the free-lance writer's life and income are one of the reasons that the plurality of my income (and all the benefits, such as they are) comes from secretarying. Excuse me. Administrative Assistanting.

The job I am holding down now has the smallest amount of petty office politics I have ever seen. Ever. Needless to say, it is not in academics. Nor is it in a small sales office, nor in a manufacturer's representative shop.

However, the lack of petty politics is made up for by uncertainty here, as well.

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