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Before I forget — Mouse and Dragon debuts at Number 10 on Locus Magazine’s Bestsellers for July, appearing in the September issue.

And there was much rejoicing!

* * *

It was still hot in the day-job’s attic office today.  I don’t mean to complain, but 89F/32C and not a breath of air, despite the best efforts of the poor little desk fan?  Is too hot to work.  I did try to stay all day, but — no go.  At least the work’s all caught up.

On the way home from the day-job, I stopped at the ticketing office of the Waterville Opera House, which is bewilderingly not in the Opera House at all, but ‘way, ‘way up in the eaves of the Sterns Center, to pick up our tickets for Great Big Sea on September 14.  Now that I have them safely in hand, I feel a good deal better, and really looking forward to the show.

That mission accomplished, I motored out to the eyeglass place to pick up my eyeglasses — which still weren’t in.  The first time they came in, they failed the quality check, but they were Absolutely due in today.  Argh*.

On my way home, the sign at the CVS caught my eye:  FLU SHOTS NOW!  I figured I could get that out of the way, at least, and pulled in.  Inside, there are signs all over the place telling me that there are FLU SHOTS NOW, but nothing telling me which department to go to.

Assuming the pharmacy was my destination, I arrived to find even more signs declaring FLU SHOTS NOW, but no sign that said, oh, Register Here.  So I went to the cashier, who looked at me crankily and said that I had to register at the drop-off window.  Fair enough.  I took myself over to the drop-off window and when my turn came said to the young woman behind the counter that they needed a sign, so people would know where to register.  She smiled, like one smiles at dotty old ladies, and pulled up her computer.

“Now!” she said brightly, “When would you like to schedule your appointment?”

“I’m a walk-in.”  I point to the paper taped to her counter, promising that I could either make an appointment or walk-in.  “I’d like my shot now.”

“Today isn’t a walk-in day,” she told me.

I took a deep breath.  “I have,” I said, “a besetting sin.  I read signs. Worse, I believe them.  And so, when I saw the sign out in front of your store that said FLU SHOTS NOW, I somehow assumed that meant that there were flu shots available in this store NOW.”

“No, you have to make an appointment.  Or, if you prefer to walk-in,” she said helpfully, “I can look up the next walk-in date for you.”

“Or,” I said, finding yet another sign, this one half hidden behind a display of traveling pill bottles, “I see here that I can schedule myself online.  Which, now that I know about it, I’m perfectly happy to do.”

Whereupon, I turned around and left.

I fear that I am becoming a termagant.

____________

*And!  They did arrive today, did the eyeglasses — at 5:30.  A trip into town is on tomorrow’s schedule.

Originally published at Sharon Lee, Writer. You can comment here or there.

Date: 2010-09-03 11:18 pm (UTC)
eseme: (Default)
From: [personal profile] eseme
Great Big Sea will be here? Argh! Of course, the month I have no money at all. *grumbles at car*

They put on such a great show. Have fun!

Date: 2010-09-03 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolflahti.livejournal.com

Shame! Shame on you for thinking people mean what they say!

Date: 2010-09-04 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarker.livejournal.com
The world *needs* termagants to remind people that what they say (or write) means something! Although I have to admit, I went to look up termagant because somewhere in my head, I had a vague notion that the word termagant was somehow tied to a bird... and now I know more about old Muslim characters in plays, but still have no idea why I think that word relates to some kind of bird. But it's still nice to know someone is paying attention :-)

Keep up the good work!

Date: 2010-09-04 01:02 am (UTC)
terrio: (Default)
From: [personal profile] terrio
Perhaps you are thinking of ptarmigan?

Date: 2010-09-04 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbarker.livejournal.com
Could be...thanks!

Date: 2010-09-04 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keristor.livejournal.com
I had always thought that termagant was another word for ptarmigan (which is a variety of grouse, and termagants tend to grouse a lot). Interestingly, according to some sources 'partmigan' comes from a Gaelic word meaning "to murmur". I'd never seen the derivation of 'termagant' until I just looked it up (I knew it mainly from Shakespere).

join COFs

Date: 2010-09-04 12:33 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You're invited to join the rest of us Cranky Old Farts. Our numbers are legion.

Barb in Bandon

Date: 2010-09-04 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hapaxnym.livejournal.com
@mbarker -- are you thinking of ptarmigan?

The sign that gets me snippy is "fresh-squeezed lemonade" (or lime or orange or whatever), and when I order it I am handed a cup with punch poured from a jug (or worse, from a fountain dispenser.)

I always hand it back with a polite smile and say, "I would like to see the lemon rinds, please."

Alas, this is always met with a blank stare of incomprehension...

Date: 2010-09-04 04:52 am (UTC)
elbales: (ROFL seal)
From: [personal profile] elbales
I... I think I love you.

Date: 2010-09-04 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrilin.livejournal.com
No think here.

My partner reacts badly to something in the Minute Maid "lemonade". Vile headaches. And unlike most of his headache triggers... I can't reliably taste it. And he loves lemonade.

Most of the time he can only have lemonade at home, because I make it with actual lemons.

Date: 2010-09-04 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keristor.livejournal.com
When that sort of thing happens I start talking about the Trade Descriptions Act, Sale of Goods Act, and false advertising. Oh, and fraud. Passing something off as "freshly squeezed" from a dispenser is covered by those, I feel.

Also the signs on roads advertising "Hot Food Now" (in the next layby / pull-off) and the like when the van which supplies it (some of the time) is nowhere to be found. I keep wanting to get a paint can and spray "NO" in red across them when they leave the sign there and go home -- if they don't like that their sign is corrected then they should take it down when they aren't there.

Date: 2010-09-04 04:28 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Great Big Sea is an awesome band!!
oh, completely OT but I like the Ginko leaves =)

Date: 2010-09-04 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] origamilady.livejournal.com
Grrr! Stupid LJ . . . this was me btw.

Various

Date: 2010-09-04 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claire774.livejournal.com
Glad Mouse and Dragon doing well.

Great Big Sea. Aha said to be a band by another comment. Must look up.

Termagant. Had to look up in dictionary. Originally some middle eastern pretty noisy deity of some kind. Word comes to Europe and becomes a scolding old shrew. Imagine that. Perhaps you should move to UT. People generally treated better than that here. I think it is due to the very small population. So fewer nasty burned out bureaucrats. Probably none at all in our area. A sign in the supermarket advertises "Floo Shoot Out" which I'm assuming is some kind of shot clinic. Get it? Ha Ha. Pretty good. I must pay closer attention to exactly what it means. But...I'm quite assured that it will be whatever it says it is. No horsing around.

Date: 2010-09-04 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queenmaggie.livejournal.com
termagant=fishwife=besom=female version of crotchety old man who shouts at the kids on his lawn.... are there any specific terms for men like that? "coot" doesn't seem quite as malevolent. and the female terms are quite nasty in connotation. I wonder if there are any gender neutral terms?

Date: 2010-09-04 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muirecan.livejournal.com
I think curmudgeon is the word you are looking for. Though the word itself is actually gender neutral I don't think I've ever heard it applied to a woman.

Date: 2010-09-04 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muirecan.livejournal.com
Nothing wrong with being a termagant. I even note that a synonym for it is Dragon Lady.

Date: 2010-09-04 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronrose.livejournal.com
After reading that sign, I too would have your expectations.

Flu shots

Date: 2010-09-06 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
9/6/2010
Two days ago, I went to the Target in suburban Harrisburg. They had a sign on the door advertising that flu shots were available on a walk-in basis at the pharmacy counter in the store.

M.C. Thomson, Harrisburg, PA

Great Big Sea

Date: 2010-09-08 02:10 am (UTC)
filkferengi: (Default)
From: [personal profile] filkferengi
We saw them earlier this summer. Korb Lund opened for them; both acts were excellent.

Have a big time!

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