Appropos of Nothing Much

[rolanni]

Back before there were blonde jokes, there were moron jokes, of which my dad had an endless supply.

One such had to do with two fellows leaving appointments at opposite ends of the city, the plan being to meet at a certain street corner and go on to a third, joint, appointment together. However, time was tight and they acknowledged that they might miss each other, in which case they should each go on separately.

But how to tell if they had, indeed, missed each other?

"I know!" said the first fellow. "If I get there first, I'll make a chalk mark on the light pole."

"Excellent!" exclaimed the second fellow. "And if I get there first -- I'll rub it out!"
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*baDaBOOM*

Comments

[drammar.livejournal.com]

Usta be one of my Dad's favorite lines.