Eagles Over the Kennebec

Well. . .nuts.

It snowed on the overnight -- wet, gloppy snow, which then changed to driving sleet-and-rain, the so-beloved Wintery Mix.  We woke up, early, because Tai Chi class on Wednesday, to a driving rain.  The surface of the driveway was a kind of mud slurry, iced with brittle snow, and when the town plow went by, the blade was pushing a wave that would have been credible off of The Big Island.

Since I don't believe in winter road surfing, I decided to give Tai Chi a miss and practice my small dance here at home.

However, today is also Hospital Day, so, after breakfast, when the rain stopped, I again surveyed the situation.

Long story short, the car is presently stuck in the mud.  This situation will rectify itself overnight, when it's supposed to get cold again, but for right now...the writer is in.

The cats have declared a Snow Day and are lobbying hard for everybody to go back to bed.  Steve is currently under assault from Belle and Scrabble, who are practicing the deadly Synchronized Snoring.

Speaking of Belle, last night's dream (she was sleeping on my stomach for a while), concerned a Big Jumble of people and furniture; if I had to guess, I'd say that we were living in shared housing of some kind, and our apartment/rooms were going to be painted, so we had to move all our stuff to a holding area.  In the process of doing that, and relocating our four cats, I discovered in our space, a plush white cat with grey cloud markings, black tips on her ears, and a little grey mustache perfectly placed under her pink nose.  She was very friendly, and obviously "knew" me.  I was confused, and texted Steve, "Do we have FIVE cats?"  Very vivid, especially the feeling that the cat knew me.

Well.

Here's the quality of help I currently have to call on in my office:

So, we let the cats sleep in bed with us, if they want to.  Scrabble, as a rule, does not want to, though sometimes she'll sleep on the chest at the bottom of the bed.  Back in her youth, she used to overnight pretty often on top of the bookcase by the bed, but the bookcase has gotten much higher since we first planted it there, and now Sprite spends part of the night aloft.

For the last decade or so, Mozart has been our steady date.  His preferred position is tucked between me and Steve, or on my shoulder with his nose under my chin (and his whiskers in my face, but I try to bear it with the fortitude appropriate to my station).  The addition of two new, and active, younger cats has changed the nighttime geography somewhat.  Mozart is usually in on the action from the time we turn out the light.  Trooper comes in sometime during the night, and will sleep on Steve's ankle or knee, or shoulder, whatever's available, after expressing his undying devotion to myself.  Sprite will be in the cat nest, overlooking all, though later in the night, she'll descend to sleep on Trooper's rump, or his head, or across his belly.

Now, according to Household Mythology, the cats who sleep with us provide the night's dreams.  Dreaming is the profession of cats, and this is also why so many writers have cats; proximity helps us in the waking dream of writing.

So, last night, I had two dreams.  I'm not sure who to blame them on, but I don't remember my dreams often, and these were vivid.

The first dream -- or the first half of a very long dream, I'm not sure which -- involved Kat Kimbriel, who had, as writers do ask other writers in Real Life, asked me to look over a letter her publisher wanted her to send out with advance copies of her new book, and also to critique the Tandoori Rice that she would be serving at her book launch (so, OK, we don't usually do the Tandoori Rice). She mailed both to me, in Maine, from Texas.

I went over the letter, made some suggestions, tasted the Tandoori Rice with the help of a friend, noted down my comments, packed the whole package up again and mailed it to Texas.

Then, I went to Boskone.

Only to discover that Kat had come to Boskone, too.

"Oh, no!" I said.  "I mailed the letter and the rice back to Texas!"

"Oh," she said, frowning.  "Did you wrap the rice in tin foil and put a freezer block in the package?  It should be OK, if you did."

"Well, I didn't," I confessed.  "I'll buy you some more, fresh.  You don't want to poison your guests."

And I left the con to go order Tandoori Rice so that I could mail it to Texas properly.

Now, somewhere between the con and the closest Indian restaurant, I lost my shirt.  It didn't seem to bother me, and I explained to the guy at the restaurant what I needed and why.  He listened intently, gave me a shirt, and took me back to the kitchen, where he tore off a piece of brown paper, asked me questions about how many guests, drew a bunch of squares on the paper, and filled in each with a kind of food.

"OK," he said.  "You need this much.  Seventy-five dollars."

"That's great," I said, "but you need to pack it so that I can mail it to Texas."

He sighed. "I'll mail to Texas.  You give me address."

Ends here Part One.

Part Two begins with the realization that Daav and Er Thom are also at Boskone, which is perhaps terrifying only to myself.  I met them in the lobby on my return, and the three of us left the con to walk out.  It seems that, since Daav was stuck in Boston, he was working on his Master Gardener's certifications.  We walked down to a long, narrow slope of land that ended at a stream.  The thing was covered in gravel, and Daav talked about the native plants he was going to reintroduce, and about holding the soil and purifying the stream.  And he talked a little about his other projects, including a recovered vineyard (in Boston, so I assumed in the dream, and out), which had just produced its first wines.

He then pulled a bottle of red wine and a glass out of ...his hat, I guess, poured and offered me a taste.

It was terrible, and I said so.

Whereupon, he threw away the red wine, leaving a coating of red on the inside of the glass; produced a bottle of white wine and poured it into the same glass.  And I thought, this is a test, right?

Nonetheless, I sipped, expecting it to be doubly awful.

"This is good!" I exclaimed.  "It tastes like oranges."

"Does it?"  He took the glass and had a sip.  Eyebrows went up.  "This is quite pleasant.  Here, brother," he says to Er Thom, offering the glass.  "Try."

Er Thom gives him a look that says, I cannot BELIEVE you're asking me to do this, but he takes the glass and has a sip, and his eyebrows go up.

"It is good," he said.

And here the dream ended, because the cats, who giveth the dreams and taketh them away -- specifically Mozart and Trooper -- were having a discussion about who got to sleep with me now, and woke me up in the process.

Trooper was sitting by my knee, apparently thinking he was going to settle down against my stomach, but he hesitated too long, and Mozart marched in front of him, plopped down on my shoulder, stuck his nose under my chin and commenced into purring.  Loudly.  Trooper sat there, then he began to purr, too, and curled up next to my knees.

The combined purring put me to sleep, but if I dreamed any more during the remainder of the night, I don't remember.

. . .and how did you sleep last night?