The Game of Zorch and Barrel

[rolanni]

This is a story about how stories become, and about how words are adopted, and adapted, into private lexicons.

I was this morning talking with Lawrence M. Schoen about the possibility of including a piece I'd written for his Eating Authors blog in a new project he's planning.  I agreed to the use, asking that a word that had been "corrected" for publication be put back to the original word provided by the author.  The "corrected' word is "torches."

The original word was "zorches."

Lawrence agreed to the change, commenting that he had never heard the word -- nor would it have done him any good if he had, as Websters defines "zorches" as moving at a velocity approaching lightspeed.

So much for Websters.

The real authority here is the late Gardner Dozois.  I'll tell you why.

Back -- 'way back, when we were all Much Younger -- Gardner was traveling to a con (aka, Science Fiction Convention), by car, late at night.  He had company in the car, in the form of some Clarion students.  It being late at night, the group was trying to stay awake -- or at least to keep the driver awake -- but conversation had flagged over the miles.

Just about then, the headlights picked up a line of orange cones in the left lane, ranged along the side of some sort of earth-moving project.  On the other side of the gap was a line of orange barrels.

The car passed on, but here were more cones, more barrels, always standing against each other, never with.  As the miles rolled away, it became clear that the carload of fans had come upon a major dispute between two opposing armies, who were each laying claim to the highway.

Mile after mile, the fans watch the drama unfold, narrating the events to each other.  It was discovered -- somehow -- that the cones -- the Zorches, as they had come to be known -- were the invaders, the Barrels the protectors of the highway.

Matters looked bad for the Barrels; though larger, they were outnumbered by the Zorch army.

Then, as the sky lightened, and the turnoff for the convention city loomed, the fans could see, just ahead, a long line of Barrels, and a scattering of orange impinging on the tarmac -- the Zorches were down!  The Barrels had won!  The highway was safe!

Cheering, the fans were away, off the highway and into the city.  At the con, the story of the brave battle was recounted, and embellished, and was recounted at Clarion (so I'm told) as an example of how stories evolve from Real Life.

Steve and I, having heard the story separately, and then together, adopted the words "zorch" and "zorches."  To this day, you can sometimes see the descendants of the survivors of this initial battle, now converted to the cause of the Barrels, guarding the edges of the highways.

And that's what "zorches" means to me.

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[jessie_c]

In British Columbia we have what appears to be a similar life form, but these have been domesticated for many years, and are used by the Highways Department, since for most of their lives they're an entirely sessile animal. My friend and I deduced their life cycle stages as follows: The youngest, smallest ones are placed to guard fresh lane markings, while their elders are used to mark warning areas. The retro-reflective males always place themselves in the area of highest danger to guard the other members of the herd.
During mating season, they grow much taller and skinnier, feeding upon the abundant road dust which is always found in construction areas. How fertilisation occurs is still an unknown, but eventually the pregnant females can be easily distinguished, as they grow to 7 or 8 times the width of the males. Birth takes place during Winter, in the Highways Department barns. This is a highly secret process because the Highways Department doesn't want to lose their monopoly on breeding these very useful creatures.

Game of Zorch and Barrel

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you! I am at work and needed a good story.

J.P. Denman