We who are about to brain...

[rolanni]

Proof of well-supervised work happening:

Did a lot of braining today. And laundry. Braining means less words, but better results. Laundry -- well. You gotta have socks.

So, I see that DoorDash has lost a lawsuit 4 years in the trying, in which they were proved guilty of privateering during Covid. They gotta pay money to Almost Everybody, which is of interest to me because!

I have money on account with DoorDash, thanks to kind friends, and I am very careful to use it when I really need it -- I'm on a drop-deadline, or I'm sick, or I just got back from picking up a cat in New Hampshire and drove home in the snow -- you know: emergencies.

Over the last two days, I've been getting messages -- and I'm talking about a lot of messages, "reminding" me that I have $X on account and that now! would be the perfect time to DoorDash a Big Mac. Or maybe I'd like a milkshake? Or somebody to pick up some Tday groceries for me? Or, or, or --

In other Convenient Food news, I got a gift card -- included in the cat litter delivery -- for $140 OFF my first box from Factor. How much do these things cost that they can give me a week's grocery money off?

And third? Came in today's mail and these folks are playing for keeps! They're not only gonna send me premade dinners, they gonna give me a FREE "smart oven" to cook 'em in. All I have to do is open the box, sprinkle Stuff over what's cooking, put the pans in the "smart oven" and scan the QR Code from the box. The oven will then smartly cook my meal to perfection.

The future is a lot weirder than I thought it would be.

Anyhoots. Coon Cat Happy Hour has been served. I am a tired woman, and am going to go pour a glass of wine and try to find the first season of the glass-blowing show and see if that's less ... people-y. I know that people make glass, and that it's a competition, but I want less posturing, and more thoughts on the art or the process when I have to listen to the people, and more of the actual Happening of Art, which I think is more interesting than the finished pieces.

Everybody have a good evening. Stay safe. I'll check in tomorrow.