I must say, I have never, ever received a "bouffant penis" ad, ever. What are they? Little Barbie bouffant wigs for peni, or what? The image boggles the mind.
I presume this is our author's word wise term for the various "increase the size of your member," "make her satisfied," and so forth emails that seem to be an increasing percentage. Although the notion of wigs for the drooping members does have a certain humorous appeal.
I wonder if codpieces will make a comeback soon? Maybe we could put wigs on them? Wouldn't that be attractive?
Oh, I hadn't seen that one. I get a fair number with pure gibberish, some with strange misspellings apparently aimed at getting past junkmail filtering, and the occasional interesting subject line. I'm not sure I would want a bouffant penis, but it's definitely an eyecatcher (the subject line, that is :-0
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Date: 2008-01-27 05:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-27 06:06 am (UTC)I wonder if codpieces will make a comeback soon? Maybe we could put wigs on them? Wouldn't that be attractive?
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Date: 2008-01-27 01:52 pm (UTC)No, acquit me. The communications in question come with a subject line of "Bouffant Penis." I couldn't have made this up...
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Date: 2008-01-28 03:01 am (UTC)