LOL! "Bouffant Penis" might be a good name for a band (one of those put-together boy-bands with strange hairstyles, playing a weird combination of punk and romantic ballads).
(I thought it was bad enough getting two emails in succession one of which offered to enlarge my penis and the other to enlarge my breasts.)
What I keep wondering is who keeps these folks in business. I mean, I know the cost to send this crap is low, but still, they wouldn't keep doing it if they didn't get SOME customers. Who in the world sends them money?
I must say, I have never, ever received a "bouffant penis" ad, ever. What are they? Little Barbie bouffant wigs for peni, or what? The image boggles the mind.
I presume this is our author's word wise term for the various "increase the size of your member," "make her satisfied," and so forth emails that seem to be an increasing percentage. Although the notion of wigs for the drooping members does have a certain humorous appeal.
I wonder if codpieces will make a comeback soon? Maybe we could put wigs on them? Wouldn't that be attractive?
Oh, I hadn't seen that one. I get a fair number with pure gibberish, some with strange misspellings apparently aimed at getting past junkmail filtering, and the occasional interesting subject line. I'm not sure I would want a bouffant penis, but it's definitely an eyecatcher (the subject line, that is :-0
Goodness me, I can hardly imagine what would count as a "Bouffant" variation. Surely it would cause talk at the gym. Although possibly in the right quarters it could be seen as a boon.
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Date: 2008-01-25 08:04 pm (UTC)(I thought it was bad enough getting two emails in succession one of which offered to enlarge my penis and the other to enlarge my breasts.)
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Date: 2008-01-25 10:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-25 08:20 pm (UTC)what I keep wondering
Date: 2008-01-25 11:09 pm (UTC)Re: what I keep wondering
Date: 2008-01-26 11:37 am (UTC)Bouffant??????????
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Date: 2008-01-27 05:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-27 06:06 am (UTC)I wonder if codpieces will make a comeback soon? Maybe we could put wigs on them? Wouldn't that be attractive?
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Date: 2008-01-27 01:52 pm (UTC)No, acquit me. The communications in question come with a subject line of "Bouffant Penis." I couldn't have made this up...
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Date: 2008-01-28 03:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-29 03:15 pm (UTC)