Come, Chauncy, we must. . .bustle
Sunday, March 27th, 2011 09:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rolanniHey, there's going to be a(nother) remake of The Three Musketeers. With a sword-fighting Queen leaping from the balcony of Versailles in court dress in order to take part in a melee. Oh! And an airship. Um, what?
All in Glorious Three-Dee so you're right there in the middle, though without a sword, because, presumably, the audience of this film will have no honor to defend.
Does that seem mean-spirited? Here, judge for yourself
This will make the fourth remake of The Three Musketeers since I started paying attention to them. For me, the definitive version is of course the York-Reed-Finley-Chamberlain 1973 extravaganza. Yeah, I know. What can I say? I was 21 and in love.
Then we had the Truly Awful 1993 edition with all the Hot Young Studs of The Moment -- Kiefer Sutherland, Charlie Sheen, &c, which not only Made No Sense, completely subverted the text when it did, and also had lousy swordfights.
Then in 2001 there was The Musketeer, which made the 1993 edition look like a work of art.
You'd think they'd stop trying, since the editions keep getting worse, but I guess the lure of a free! story! from a dead author is too great to resist.
All in Glorious Three-Dee so you're right there in the middle, though without a sword, because, presumably, the audience of this film will have no honor to defend.
Does that seem mean-spirited? Here, judge for yourself
This will make the fourth remake of The Three Musketeers since I started paying attention to them. For me, the definitive version is of course the York-Reed-Finley-Chamberlain 1973 extravaganza. Yeah, I know. What can I say? I was 21 and in love.
Then we had the Truly Awful 1993 edition with all the Hot Young Studs of The Moment -- Kiefer Sutherland, Charlie Sheen, &c, which not only Made No Sense, completely subverted the text when it did, and also had lousy swordfights.
Then in 2001 there was The Musketeer, which made the 1993 edition look like a work of art.
You'd think they'd stop trying, since the editions keep getting worse, but I guess the lure of a free! story! from a dead author is too great to resist.
no subject
Date: 2011-03-27 10:43 pm (UTC)There was one episode where the inventor-guy built a submarine, and a bunch in which our heroes were working to foil the schemes of the evil Cardinal Mazarin, many involving a mysterious coven of some kind. Unfortunately, the scripts were neither campy enough to work as pure fantasy nor strong enough on character development to overcome the innate wackiness of most of the plots.
The new film shows distinct signs of going in much this same direction only with a much bigger SFX budget....